Robin: I think maybe… Batman has gone crazy.
Spoiler: *BUSTS OUT LAUGHING*
Tim looks so pissy but everyone else in the world is like “THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS”
TIM: Hang on, I’m tapping into G.C.P.D. roof security cam… Ha! Your face. That is a Bat-meme if I’ve ever seen one… And wow. Ms. Branch is beguilingly attractive. Why is that? Why are there no average mobsters’ daughters?
DICK: She’s not exactly your standard mobster’s daughter. She’s made a pretty Herculean effort to distance herself from her father.
TIM: Oh, come on. Tell me you’re not into her. She’s the daughter of Tony “Fats” Zucco.
DICK: I’m not into her.
TIM: And that sounded convincing.
DICK: Red Robin? Oh, no. You’re breaking up.
TIM: Batman, you’re on a 5G. I can’t break up.
DICK: Red Robin?
TIM: It’s scientifically impossible for our connection to—
I am so done with girls that say they have a crush on emma stone, mila kunis.
I’M GOING TO GET A NEW BLOG FOR ANIME, AND I’M NOT GONNA CARE.
If looks could kill
Oh great, thanks. I probably will. Seems promisinnnng.